Short Sleeve T-Shirts

The tag from this shirt says Hanes Beefy Tee, but don’t be fooled, these shirts where hand crafted by lion-like aliens from Nibiru, a planet orbiting Sirius A. Those that buy this shirt will be deemed ‘Chosen’ by the Nibiru; who, as you know, are en route to Earth. Their estimated arrival date is December, 2012 and at that time the Nibiruians will assemble all those bearing the mark of the SoundPony for one big ass alien monster party. The next morning, as the chosen ones arise from their slumber, they will feel relieved knowing the Nibiruians have spared their lives as they kill all other humans on the planet. Those wearing their SoundPony T-Shirts will begin a new race, a race of SoundPony.

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$20.00