Soundpony Water Bottle
Own your very own magical Soundpony water bottle. You may be thinking to yourself, I already have a cycling water bottle, why would I want to order one of these? Well, thats because they are truly ‘magical’, we’re talkin David Blaine type shit. Pour filtered water into the Soundpony water bottle up to the top line, close lid, turn in a circle, stop facing east, hold the water bottle to your nose horizontally (parallel to the ground), and say “I am Soundpony” (in Sanskrit, of course) three times in a Mr. Ed kind of voice. If done correctly, the water will turn into a delicious 9 point IPA, hoppsy with a hint of rainbows from heaven. (No one has actually been able to preform this ritual accurately enough to work… yet.)
